Victoria Q. Nerdballs

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Playboy:
The late Michael O’Donoghue, the first head writer for Saturday Night Live, once said, “It does help when writing humor to have a big hunk of meat between the legs.”
Tina Fey:
I do have one, but it’s been flayed open to a vagina

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blasianxbri:

tieupyourscarfrealtight:

sushinfood:

black—lamb:

naturee-feels:

miss-nerdgasmz:

thisiseverydayracism:

the-friction-in-your-jeans:

pastel-gizibe:

awkwardconvention:

florecitadelalma:

krxs10:

this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.

What the fuck yo

http://www.mywlas.com/george-zimmerman-arrested-while-visiting-ferguson/
ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I AM SCREAMING.

NO. WORDS.

HOW MUCH IRONY CAN YOU CRAM INTO THIS SITUATION?????????? HONESTLY??????????

ARREST HIM WTF. DOES HE THINK HE IS FUCKING GOD? DOES HE HAVE TO KILL ANOTHER PERSON FOR PEOPLE TO THAY HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

i just……omfg

“Police found two handguns, a shotgun, and several knives inside Zimmerman’s car at the time of his arrest. It is unclear why Zimmerman was visiting Ferguson, when he arrived, or where in town he was staying. Police say the teens will be allowed to release the full video to the public after their investigation is complete.”
SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS TO ME WHY HE WAS THERE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

WHAT.

blasianxbri:

tieupyourscarfrealtight:

sushinfood:

black—lamb:

naturee-feels:

miss-nerdgasmz:

thisiseverydayracism:

the-friction-in-your-jeans:

pastel-gizibe:

awkwardconvention:

florecitadelalma:

krxs10:

this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.

What the fuck yo

http://www.mywlas.com/george-zimmerman-arrested-while-visiting-ferguson/

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I AM SCREAMING.

NO. WORDS.

HOW MUCH IRONY CAN YOU CRAM INTO THIS SITUATION?????????? HONESTLY??????????

ARREST HIM WTF. DOES HE THINK HE IS FUCKING GOD? DOES HE HAVE TO KILL ANOTHER PERSON FOR PEOPLE TO THAY HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

i just……omfg

Police found two handguns, a shotgun, and several knives inside Zimmerman’s car at the time of his arrest. It is unclear why Zimmerman was visiting Ferguson, when he arrived, or where in town he was staying. Police say the teens will be allowed to release the full video to the public after their investigation is complete.

SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS TO ME WHY HE WAS THERE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

WHAT.

(via sheercalculatedsilliness)

Filed under what the fuck

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fagbarbie:

steal her style: Ina Garten

denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and died with the  wildest indigo grown in South Carolina 

pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf

tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest

but if you can’t store bought is fine

(via dykawitz)